We're not the typical dog boarding place. We offer large suites, comfortable cots, cozy blankets, a clean and safe environment and last but not least... lots of fun and love!
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog
If you want the best seat in the house ... move the dog
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around
A dog will quickly turn you into a fool, but who cares? Better your dog than your boss. I'm a fool for my dog and proud of it